#WorkplaceRamble: When someone is on the toilet talking on the phone, I feel compelled to be extra loud (flushing, slamming a toilet seat, rolling the toilet paper really hard, etc) to mess up their call. Why, I don’t know. For some reason, it irks my nerve just as bad as someone trying to have a conversation with you when you (or just them, or both) are on toilet.
#Webbshrug
I was about to clown a chick with bee stings that had a “bra specialist” name tag, but then I realized:
There is no one better to show you what you Have than someone who Doesn’t.



